Time For Another Update Worms

The new forum is up and running!!
The next time I check this facility out I expect to find you have signed up and posts have been started.

Keep out Morons.
It is obvious that some people do not know who they are dealing with as I have had intruders in the garden of my private premises. Over the past couple of weeks a 6ft gate has been unlocked on a couple of occasions. Earlier this week 2 males were seen in the garden before they climbed over a 6 ft fence and wall. When I investigated I found they had removed the water bottle from the rabbit’s cage and stolen the large water feeder attachment. The question which came to mind was "Why?”. Shame the fucking pricks didn't get to meet me. I am sure they would have regretted the trespass and would have been on their knees begging for forgiveness. I would have left them with a better souvenir than a water bottle attachment.


It has been a busy week and this seems to have been the only day I have had some free time to myself, poor me.

Pinky Dick
Pinky has decided to be silent. In accordance with his contract he must answer my text messages within 5 mins or he is fined. He has obviously been trying to hide from the fact that he owes me his tribute as well as a task. He has been warned and fines have been added to next week’s tribute payment. I do hope he doesn't think I am going to forget about him. I AM NOT!
I suggest you contact me ASAP or I will be contacting your friend via the email address and phone number I have.

BDSM
I have been contacted by a slave regarding blackmail. This slave, who will be known as the BDSM slave, has phoned me on numerous occasions asking for more details and I have obliged. He has made excuses for not contacting me via email as he has not been able to get to the Internet cafe. This has been going on now for some days. I expect better from a slave, when you are told to do something you do it.
I don't care if it makes you late or it means you have to make a detour from your usual journey, I have given you a task and you will do it. So suck it up BDSM, stop being a coward and send me the email.

Happy Spanking and Kinky Thoughts