Wednesday, 3 June 2009

Unhappy Yappy

Yappy was given a task which was to find 2 new slaves and have them each pay £20 tribute to yours truly. This piece of shit didn't even get past the starting post. He gave in straight away and was duly fined for failure of a task.

A couple of days later he rang me to ask when he was due to pay his contract fee, I told him and also reminded him that he had a fine to add to this. The filthy bastard scum seemed to think I was wrong..... not something which is normally said to me...needless to say he was corrected. He then went on to say that the task was unfair...now he is really pushing it...I asked him what I was he answered " your Majesty" to which I prompted "No I'm a bastard and a bastard can do as she pleases so pay up scum bag" Yappy will be making his payment in full this week and will also have with him a nice little video of himself for me to have a laugh at.

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